Posts Tagged ‘funerals’
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

The Michael Jackson tribute yesterday was one hell of a send off. I’d like to officially go on record right now and say that when I pop my clogs, I fully expect someone to line up Stevie Wonder to sing at my funeral. He tore that mutha DOWN!
Perhaps I was focusing on the wrong things during the ceremony but I couldn’t help but notice that Janet Jackson was working that funeral chic. The dress, the shoes, the hat, the gloves, the clutch purse? I see you Miss Jackson, I see you. The whole look was pretty flawless. And also, wasn’t she like 250 pounds last week? I need to understand how she loses weight so quickly.
Rev. Al Sharpton tried to upstage everyone with his hair. I need to know where Al gets his hair done, because I need a word with his stylist. That perm is always on point.

But the Jackson boys had that shit on lock. They saw the Rev’s perm and raised him a sequined glove. POW! How’d ya like them apples Sharpton? A sequined glove trumps pretty much everything at times like these.

It was a great celebration of his life and music. Everyone take a little time out today and every day to put on some music and moonwalk your ass off.
Tags: funerals, Michael Jackson, Rev. Al Sharpton, sequined gloves
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