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Friday, April 30th, 2010
Click here to watch Christina Aguilera’s video for her new song, ‘I’m not the same girl’.
Oh Christina, what’s that new fragrance you’re wearing? The scent of desperate? This is just entirely too much. Why is everyone so desperate to ‘push the envelope’? Christina just pushed it off a cliff into a giant black hole. I’m sure this video will be huge in S&M and bondage circles, but other than that, it’s a bit of a loser.
The song is called ‘I’m Not the Same Girl’ – I’m not surprised she’s not. I’m not the same girl when I dress like a $2 hooker and act like a wannabe lesbian either. And I think it’s the wannabe lesbian thing that offends me the most. Why must every female pop star now pretend she bats for the other team? If you do, that’s great, Merry Christmas, but to use it to sell records is just disgustingly offensive. Where are all the lesbians and why aren’t they up in arms about this?!
I think we’re supposed to assume that she’s sleeping with all the people she’s gyrating around with in the video. She’s riding one guy, has her face in some other chick’s crotch. That’s all pretty run of the mill stuff, but there’s something else here that I find disturbing: the face licking phenomenon. When they hell did it become popular to lick someone’s face? Someone did that to me, I’d bitch slap them, grab my thong and be on the next bus outta there.
Let’s talk wardrobe. Minimalist PVC was the look of the day I guess. Everyone is talking about how this is a Lady Gaga rip off, but they’re wrong. Allow me to direct you to Madonna’s Human Nature video – she did the bondage thing way before Gaga and her crazy ass came on the scene. Is anyone even finding this ‘wander around in your underwear/wear as little as possible’ thing sexy anymore? Personally, I would find it really sexy if people would put some damn clothes on already! Jesus, you see one cleavage, you’ve seen ‘em all. We get it Christina, you have a spectacular rack. Congratulations. Now put those things away.
This is being called Christina’s ‘come back’ song. You know where she’s coming back from? Having a child. I’m sure her son will love it when he’s school age and his friends tell him they wack off to his mama’s video. That’ll be fun times. Poor bastard.
This video is just a desperate attempt by Christina to prove she’s still relevant in a game that Gaga has a choke hold on right now and still sexy after giving birth. It reeks of desperate. Can’t say I blame her – look at Usher. Soon as he got married and had kids, we ceased to give a crap about him. He totally lost his sexy. But being that Christina has been around for so long, she should have enough balls about her to drive in her own lane. She doesn’t need to compete with the Gagas. She’s a pretty girl and she has one hell of a voice. If she wanted to do something different, she should have put some clothes on and just used her talent – that’s pretty rare these days.
When are these chicks gonna get it that it’s OK to leave a little to the imagination?
Tags: christina aguilera, come backs, desperation
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