Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
Do you want your friends, relatives and the rest of society to think you’re a douchbag?
Do you sit around thinking about new ways you can cause yourself a neck injury?
Then you need the new ‘Big Ass Chain’ Chain by T Pain!
Weighing in at 10 pounds, this bad boy is guaranteed to annoy anyone within a 10 mile radius of you. You will never look like a bigger douchebag than you will wearing the ‘Big Ass Chain.’
You wanna know how big it is? Is says it right on there – it’s big ass. That’s all you need to know.
When you get the Big Ass Chain, you’ll also receive:
- Free ass whoopins weekly
- Phone numbers of good chiropractors in your area
- Medical bills for all the people you blind while wearing it
- Pre-written police reports for when you get robbed
So, call 1-800-ASSHOLE now and this subtle and unassuming ‘Big Ass Chain’ can be yours for just six easy payments of $100, 000.
Don’t wait another day to be the douchebag you always dreamed of being – call today!
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