Posts Tagged ‘bangs and a bun’

Did She Really Take it There?

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008


OK – lemme tell ya, I have been less than impressed with this Palin character. She ain’t the sharpest tool in the box, that’s for sure. I have been left somewhat astounded by her utter stupidity, her irritating accent and those Dr Evil-esque jackets she likes to wear. Obviously, being a British/Canadian/Irish chick living in Toronto, I’m not eligible to vote in the US election, but it’s safe to say, if I could, I would not cast my ballot for that steaming pile of douche.

 

And not just because of the stupidity, but because of THIS!

 

This article points out how Palin got her ‘Bun-and-Bangs’ hairstyle to appear ‘less sexy’. Umm, come again? Nuh-uh bitch, oh no you di-ent!

 

Bangs and a Bun, not sexy? Oh Palin, clearly all that cramming you’re doing for the VP debate has popped a few blood vessels in your brain.

 

Lets talk about what’s actually going on on your head (because, clearly, there ain’t much going on in it). You do not have Bangs and a Bun. You have bangs, some sort of weird french twist and some whispy bits sprouting out the top. And don’t, for one second, think that I don’t know what’s going on underneath those whispy bits. I’m throwing up in my mouth a little as I type this, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got a…oh god, a BANANA CLIP holding this whole fiasco together.

 

A frikkin’ banana clip Palin! I get that you were an Alaskan beauty queen back in the ’80s, but that’s where you should have left that clip. It had no place joining you on your journey through life past 1988.

 

So, if your hairstyle was intended to make you ‘less sexy’, that banana clip took you to a whole new league. Mission frikkin’ accomplished amigo.

 

Now, let me show you how Bangs and a Bun should be done:

 

 

Sexy? You bet your dumb Alaskan ass it is!

Tags: , , ,
Posted in fashion | 6 Comments »