Bangs on the Run
We can file this one under ‘Things You Never Expected Me to Say’ – but it’s happening amigos, oh yeah!
We can file this one under ‘Things You Never Expected Me to Say’ – but it’s happening amigos, oh yeah!
Absolutely, completely, utterly *dead* at the Rocky theme music.
*smh* Good luck on the half marathon. God speed. LMAO @ breaking out into a jog in a cocktail dress and the running in heels. You could probably pull that off in an ugly, sensible heel or something. *shrug* I honestly wouldn’t know one heel from another. But hey, I commend you, I really do. And to do it so soon, hats off to you honey.
I haven’t really run since high school and I don’t plan to do it anytime soon. If you hear about Smarty running anymore than a few steps, trust me when I tell you something was chasing me and it was a baaaaaad mofo. I mean, 10x badder than Sam Jackson in “Pulp Fiction.”
I know you’re gonna do well. You’re a fighter, as witnessed by your theme music. You go, girl! *slides you a side of beef to beat up on*
That’s awesome! You know the Blog/Twitter Posse is behind you 100%!!
But I noticed quite a lot of people I know have taken to running lately and let me just tell y’all THIS: The Jaded NYer will not now nor will she ever RUN, unless ohhh, I don’t know, that baaaaaaaad mofo that was chasing Smarty decides to come after me, too. And even then I think I’ll just pull out my machete and swing it about in his direction, taking my chances in face to knife combat. That’s how much I loathe running!
Well, well, well. Highly impressive endeavour young lady and I do wish you all the best. I’m certainly one to applaud the quest for physical fitness but, I’ve gotta say, I’ve never understood the appeal of running (even though I did it high school). Weight training, yoga, martial arts, dance aerobics – I’d do them all day every day to avoid any semblance of long distance running.
But enough about me.
Seriously, I’ll be supporting all the way along your journey. Er, you know, like following your blog posts and such. Not actually running. We’ve established that I don’t run.
Btw I would suggest you avoid the film Run, Fatboy, Run. Trust me.
That’s fantastic! Good luck with it – what a great thing to do. I’d join you but I’m too busy eating.
1) Laughing hysterically? Me? YESSSS
2) You got my back. Somehow I’ve been running 2 years and haven’t done a half marathon. I haven’t even run an official 10K but I know I can do it.
3) Laughing hysterically? Me? YESSSS AGAIN.
4) So…you’re going to have to become one of those people who runs outside. Please reread your post on said subject.
I never thought I’d see the day!
I used to say running is against my religion but when my fella started doing ultra-marathons while I sat on the couch I decided I couldn’t let him be smug forever. Now I enjoy the post-run glow (hate the running).
Holla if you want a running buddy and maybe (MAYBE) I will think about considering the possibility of maybe signing up too. xx
Wow! Congrats on this decision (I think). I can’t wait to see the running gear you select for this event. Be sure to have a camera man follow you so we can get some great outtakes. However, I do need to point out the irony of you running and your dislike of runners..yeahhh pretty funny.
First it will be a half marathon, then a full marathon, then you’ll b running across country like Forest Gump! RUN BANGS RUN!
Urm…. Completely unvlog related (which is as charming as ever)…
But you do realise your marketing folk are advertising SATC2 on your page right!!! hahahahahahahaahahahahhaaaa!!!!!!
You and Claire are both bonkers but if you need any help just let me know. You’ll love it once you get into it but have fun and try to enjoy it as much as you can.
Jesus Mary and Joseph. Talk about a lofty goal. Most people start with a 5k, graduate to a 10k, and then IF THEY LIKE IT, they try the half. You’re going straight to the half? Crazy bitch. Buy lots of Body Glide. You’ll need it.
P.S. Running sucks. I never hit that “runner’s high” like they said I would. I was miserable from beginning to end.
**translation of above = good for you! Enjoy!**