Comments on: The Kavorka

By: Grace

Grace — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 09:40:31 +0000

Colin Farrell. This explains Colin Farrell. Finally. Thank you.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:26:05 +0000

I don’t think any of these people really have the Kavorka. Most of them seem to fall into the “young, dumb and full of …” category while also being incredibly rich and famous. Pattinson doesn’t seem to get much love outside of the fanbase for the sparkly vampire movies – his recent, non-sparkly vampire film completely bombed. Even Weezy is self-aware enough to realize there wasn’t much to his game before he got famous (see Prom Queen).

I think someone who truly has the Kavorka would be more likely to resemble Kramer: older, below average looks, no job/income, not terribly bright with no discernible talents but can still draw in the booty like nobody’s business.

By: Mamuje

Mamuje — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:23:58 +0000

*sigh* I remember them days when I had the KAVORKA…then I lost it after a few short years…*reluctant sigh*

By: uberVU - social comments

uberVU - social comments — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:15:28 +0000

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By: Smarty P. Jones

Smarty P. Jones — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:48:11 +0000

Did F_uitlist put out my gov’t name all over the Internets?

By: Daisy

Daisy — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:38:08 +0000

Haha this is so true! I think that Robert Pattinson is a simply BEAUTIFUL specimen…but I can’t really figure out why. It’s the kavorka!x

By: Jen Gosselyn

Jen Gosselyn — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:24:25 +0000

All I have to say is…. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I have been wondering for years, YEARS! why I am so attracted to Lil’ Wayne and I have to say, I am glad it’s not me!! I have always been embarrassed to tell anyone, but now I can speak up because it’s not my fault… Its his!!

Thanks again

By: KatiePie

KatiePie — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:52:03 +0000

yeah – I don’t get any of them either. But whenever I’m at my moodiest, beady eyed and disagreeable I get hit on right left and centre. Its fine but I have no idea why they bother – I’m never at my most charming then. I’m thinking people just like arse holes?

By: Ha Ha Sound

Ha Ha Sound — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:24:38 +0000

Actually, a friend of mine dated Sienna Miller. And he is very, very out in terms of being gay. He just couldn’t help himself. She’s that beautiful.

And come on, I’m sure you still have the Kavorka. I don’t think it ever goes away. Sometimes people just have little dry spells.

By: The F$%k it List

The F$%k it List — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:52:39 +0000

That Vampire dude, is just gross. Has no one ever introduced him to shampoo and a quality comb and brush. BLECH.

And I have to agree with Tiffany about Lil Wayne, thi sis a clear violation of rule #1, rule 10 and 150 of the Social Media Mafia’s handbook.