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Hi Muireann,
My name is Smarty P. Jones. I am the author of the blog, Smarty’s World and I’m am from the Southeast region of the United States. I appreciate your video on the proper etiquette for sending and replying to e-mails.
What are your thoughts on text messaging? Should I spell out all words or is it OK to go with random spellings and using numbers and letter interchangeably?
I anxiously await your response.

With warm regards,

Smarty P. Jones

Hello,
This is Lalita Pigna, a lowly university student. I am writing to communicate that I was rolling on the ground while laughing spastically when I got to the ‘next thing you know it we’ll be groping each other goodbye’ part. My new goal in life is to have a ‘Who-Has-The-Nicest-&-Warmest-Regards SHOWDOWN’ and see if it actually escalates to second base.
With the warmest and nicest regards ever known to humanity,
-Lalita Pigna

P.s: Where was the bun Ms.Bangs?

My dearest friend from across the pond,

I love it.

With warmer regards than you think,
Carolinaware

Good day Muireann,

This is Tyrone. You may remember me from Twitter. I am offering raucous applause for your vlog today. By the way, thank you dearly for pronouncing your name for me; I take great pride in proper pronunciation of one’s name, and I don’t like to bollocks it all up.

With hot magma regards,

Tyrone

Thank you for this vlog, Muireann.

I now know where I’ve been going wrong all these years.

SMARTY – Dear Smarty, While some may use bizarre abbreviations in text messages, I prefer to spell things out to avoid confusion because, as we know, people are stupid. Also, ‘text speak’ has started crossing over into real life, which is bound to send me on a bitch slapping frenzy any day now. Kind regards, Bangs.

F%&K IT – There will most definitely be more vlogs. If you have a topic you’d like me to cover, just let me know.

LALITA – Dear Lalita, Thank you for your kind comment. I hope your laughing fit didn’t cause you too much pain. Please let me know the results of this ‘regards showdown’ – I’ll be interested to hear your findings. Booty feel regards, Bangs.

NATASHA – Wassup Nicole, Cheers big ears, Foot tickles, Bangs.

CAROLINAWARE – Dear Kind Sir from the Carolina/Delaware Region of The United States of America, Thank you very much. Ear nibbles, Bangs.

JADED – Rebecca, Word yo. Make-out session regards, Bangs.

TYRONE – Dear Tyrone, Thank you for your appreciation of this here vlog. I’m truly glad you will now be able to pronounce my name correctly. Volcano inside of a sauna regards, Bangs.

SIMONE – Sim Simma! Quick question: who got the keys to my bimma? Who am I? The gal dem sugar. Smooches, Bangs.

MOCK – Dear Mock, you are most welcome. Kind regards, Bangs.

TONI – Dearest Toni, Thank you my dear for you kind comments. You now have be thinking completely inappropriate thoughts about Detective Stabler – it’s too early for me to get lost in fantasy land. And fear not, there will be weekly vlogs on here now. Love ya right back, Bangs.

mon petit canard,

You should have forced me to watch this sooner. I loved every minute of it. So so so funny and it really me cheered me up. I would love to read/listen/watch your views on texting and twitter etiquette next.

gros bisous
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(because we’re there yet)

I love it. You are so funny.
Love,
Caress Lepore
Yeah we’re there