The volume’s a little low at the beginning, but stick with it, I get louder!
Untitled from Muireann Carey-Campbell on Vimeo.
Tags: back fat, muffin tops, scrunched up toes
Your got a pretty accent (Love ‘em) and I find muffin tops equally annoying.
I died a million deaths at:
“also invest in some friends & a mirror” (you should have seen the back fat on display at an outdoor concert in BK tonight… my friend went blind in one eye!)
AND
“in death there ceases to be muffin tops” (I’ve been searching & searching for a diet to work on my muffin top & now I know… death…)
And you know I live & breathe for your accent, so this was a treat and then some. I definitely vote YES on future episodes. Thank you & good day!
I’m jealous of your accent, it’s lovely!
Man, you would spaz out if you hung around where I live. Fashion victom galore. People think that just because it’s Florida, and it’s hot as hell, that they can get away with wearing anything.
Ever see a 200 pound woman strutting her stuff in a bikini top in the middle of downtown? I have, it’s not nice. I seen all your fashion nos on a regular basis around these parts.
Nothing against those who have extra weight to carry, but seriously, everyone should dress for their body type. There is some stuff I would love to rock, but I keep in mind that some of it would probably look like shit on my body.
But yeah, I love the vlog. You carry your humor well from the blog to the video, so I definitely hope you make more.
Great premier video blog Mizza. Bet your accent becomes more Queen’s English or Northern once you get your booty back to UK!
Vx
Great first video blog! You really got into it with the muffin tops. Hilarious!
And if you see someone out there with shoes two sizes too small… It might just be me.
Well done with your first vlog outing! Looking forward to many more. If I may, I’d like to suggest as a possible future post that you review the topic “the evil of tights as pants” with the necessary visuals. As I was making may way out for a lovely afternoon yesterday, I saw a woman wearing purple tights. That is, I assume the tights were meant to be purple though, at certain spots, the material was stretched so perilously that it was hard to acertain the original colour of the material – all I could see was flesh. The woman didn’t even have the decency to make sure the her shapeless t-shirt covered her enormous ass.
Loved your video blog! If you went to Nite Trax in Chapeltown I’m sure you would see many people that are fashion victims of back fat, muffin tops and scrunched up toes… and add in a bad weave also! Lol!
Good work. Definitely more video blogs!
long time reader, first time commenter
good job on the video! The length is perfect… rly like how it gives more of a feel for your sense of humor!
could only have been better if you got some actual footage of these fashion infractions hehe
but I have to say, as someone who caught herself sporting a muffin top yesterday (oh the horror), couldn’t we blame the jeans? maybe just a little?? the styles are so low-slung and so tight that they slide down after you sit, even if you wear a belt! and then when you stand up, presto! muffin top appears where before there was none. The jeans are to blame!
No?
Okay darnit. Fine. FINE!
love the vlog :~j
Loved it!! It shows how good of a writer you are as well. When I read your blog, you sound exactly like you do when you’re talking. (in my reading mind;)
I am one for the Pain is beauty theory, but you do have to think of the after mat.
Cause and effect, say it with me “Cause and effect”..
Although NOW, you may think that your feet look cute or even Avant-garde in those tight shoes, don’t do it.
Even if the bearded lady within is calling you, its never that bad.
Tell her, you are not a part of THAT traveling circus.. When those shoes come off, who wants the pop corn or the bunion rings??
Spot on as usual Bangs n a bun. xxx
whats that I hear?.. ‘a pigs trotter’ ? I will require a definition.
I heart you and I heart your first Vid-eo blog 
Bring (more of) ‘em on Miss Thang.
DELE – Thank you for support of both my accent & my stance on muffin tops.
JADED – Aww, thanks lady. Love you!
YOLANDA – Thanks. Whoa, I am clearly not ready for Florida. I now how the mental image of that 400 pounder in a bikini *shudders*
VIX – Thanks my lovely! Wait, do I sound ‘Canadian’ in this? I’m still keeping it real with my Britishness, no? Should I get a bulldog to be my sidekick?
EWA – Thank you so much! And I’ll be on the look out for you in those shoes – beware!
NICOLE – Thanks lady! And you know I’m always open to suggestions. What you encountered yesterday sounds positively horrid.
VIXSTER – Thank ya, thank ya! You know I ain’t ready for the Chapeltown school of fashion. Lord help me!
JEELAGO – Well, I’m glad my video blog finally brought you out of the woodwork and made you comment! As for the jeans, I see your point…and I raise you – dresses!
NESS – Thanks chica! If you hear that when you read my writing – mission accomplished! That’s really cool to hear you say that. Thanks.
NIX – I’m dying at ‘bunion rings’ and I don’t know if I’ll ever recover.
MARK – I heart you right back! Pig’s trotter is a pig’s foot. What? Do you crazy Canadians have another word for that now too? Who do you think you are?!
Stronjay on your first vb luv. You may not see this not but you’re getting a standing round of applause. You’re voice projection was good and your body language was on point. I do agree w/ jeelago.. perhaps some props could’ve assisted but your narration made up for the missing image. Keep doing your thing bangsandabun>> your shinning..
MARLON – Thanks Marley Marl. Much appreciated!
hello again!
i agree with all of the above, and wanted to say, that’s some hot nailpolish !
SAMANTHA – Well hey there lady! Glad to see you back here commenting. Thank you!
You crack me up lady, I must admit I was nervous for you but you held it together really well. I agree with all your worldly wisdom, the dress message has already been put into action just this summer. Now when you talk about muffin tops is that just standing or sitting down too? I feel like most people in Britain (including men) have a bit of a muffin top when relaxing and sat down. I find myself completely obsessed with trying to find a person who doesn’t look ill but is without a muffin top when sat down. Am I being too harsh? Maybe you’re not the one to ask. Keep ‘em coming xx
JEEEEZ! I miss you…. and I think you are likely the funniest person I know.
THAT…was fantastic!
“…in death, there ceases to be muffin top…” perfection!
any chance of finding a way to make it okay for regular blokes like me ie. non-dragqueens to slip on a liberating, muffin top free outfit?