I Object!
Hip Hop/R ‘n’ B former super couple, Nas and Kelis, are going through a bitter (that may be understating it ever so slightly) divorce. Last week, hours after Kelis gave birth to their child, a judge ordered Nas to pay $44,000 a month in child support.
$44,000?!?!
What the hell did she give birth to? Elton John?
Given, I don’t have any kids, but I don’t understand what kind of devil seed costs more per month than some people’s annual salary. What kind of shit is that?
Kelis should be ashamed of herself for asking for it and Nas should be duly outraged by the decision to award it to her.
Included in that $44,000 is her ‘spousal support.’ I’m gonna go ahead and say about $42,000 goes to her and the remaining $2Gs is buying formula and nappies. Kelis has made no secret of the fact that she’s become accustomed to a certain lifestyle and expects to be kept in it now that she and Nas have gone their separate ways. Bitch please! They were only married a couple of years. She didn’t put in enough work to warrant a $44,000 per month pay cheque when it all went up in flames.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for fathers supporting their children. I just don’t think it takes $44,000 a month to do it.
Are the nappies diamond encrusted?
Is she importing freshly squeezed breast milk from Heidi Klum?
Does the baby’s nursery look like an episode of cribs?
Is the stroller some kind of high powered SUV/off road hybrid?
If your life costs you $44,000 a month, I think it’s time you reassess some shit.
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