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Things I Don't Get

- Grown folks who are into Harry Potter.

- Grown folks who are into Twilight.

- Grown folks who are into anything intended for teenagers.

- Anyone still rocking a Mo/Faux Hawk. Memo: it’s over.

- Why Mariah Carey’s face looks like she’s storing food in her cheeks.

- Mariah Carey in general.

- How, while using my new bike pump yesterday, I managed to flatten the tire altogether. Answers on a postcard.

- How I only just noticed there’s a CCTV camera in the alley next to my house, which also happens to be where all the prostitutes take their gentlemen friends. Right now, some sick bastard is getting their kicks to those videos.

- Boots with open toes. What in the foot-confused hell is that? Where in the name of Peter, Paul and Mary is one supposed to wear that shit? That is a footwear fail.

- People who watch that TV show, Lost. Are those mofos still stuck on an island? Bitch please.

- MTV Cribs.

- Zac Efron. Can someone, anyone explain the hysteria surrounding this child?

- How there haven’t been any noise complaints about my landlady/landman’s naked hot tub soirees yet. I’m ready to put a cease and desist order on those parties myself already and it’s only April. Heaven help me when summer rolls around.

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8 Responses to “Things I Don't Get”

Nicole
April 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am Weasley is our king!
Subway Gal
April 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm I’m so with you on the Harry Potter thing, even though my boyfriend is one of those adults who is totally into it. And I don’t really get the whole Zac Efron thing either. I mean, ok, he’s pretty, but is he talented? Is he super-talented? I don’t know because I haven’t seen anything he’s in, but I seriously doubt it.
Bangs and a Bun
April 20th, 2009 at 8:39 pm Nicole – See, I don’t even know what that means.
Vicki Psarias
April 21st, 2009 at 2:25 am Thanks for this-in agreement in all the above. Harry Potter publishers even had ‘adult version’ hardbacks so fuly grown tube commuters could read without shame. Please! And don’t get me started on those HP films-I’ve not been able to stay awake through one of them.
…And surely Lost has ended-how far can they stretch that one.
Sid
April 21st, 2009 at 7:49 am Don’t get the Harry Potter thing either. Tried it but the woman can’t write worth shit. Have to admit that I liked the movies. Also like Monsters Inc, Shrek etc
Nicole
April 21st, 2009 at 9:36 am Google it.
steve
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 pm The thing I don’t get with Mariah is how she manages to squeeze herself into those tiny, plastic, squeaky, ugly outfits … uhm, clothes … uhm, ok bras and panties! Seriously, her stylist should be run over by my truck not once, but twice for good luck. In fact, let’s get Mariah in there too and I’ll do it 3 times – all good things come in 3! And, no I do NOT want to touch her body (Lord only knows how that shit will squeak!?!)
Bangs and a Bun
April 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm SUBWAY GAL – You need to have a serious talk with your boyfriend.

VICKI – Those commuters should have their mug shots posted all over the tube. They shouldn’t be allowed to hide in the shadows with their pervy HP obsession.

SID – Down with Harry Potter!

STEVE – Oh Steve, I could not have said that better myself.

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