Google Me Baby
Firstly, thanks to all those who sent their well wishes after my last post. You gave me a much needed boost and lifted my spirits no end.
The mind heals and then the body has a breakdown. Right now, I have two blocked nostrils, the sweats and some pain in my chest, but these fingers still work, so I shall bang out a post so help me God!
The other day, I was doing some behind the scenes admin on this here blog and thought I’d check out what Google searches bring people to my page. Some were strange, to say the least and some were just outright disturbing. Check them out below:
Squirrel Bun Hairstyles
Well, the squirrels in my area like to perform lewd acts in public places, but so far, they have not stolen my hairdo. We’ll have a real problem if that happens. I’ve been civil up to now, but I’m not scared to throw down with them.
Wanna Fuck Ann Curry
What did you think would come up when you googled that? She’s an attractive lady, that’s for sure. If only she’d get rid of those damn flip flops though.
How to sleep with Bangs
Lemme tell ya, it ain’t easy. I require multiple dinner dates, a criminal background check, a letter from your employer, medical records, psychological reports, a few pairs of shoes, and an in depth analysis of your CD collection. Then, maybe, just maybe, I’ll think about it.
Chav Japanese girl
The day the phenomenon of the Chav spreads to other countries, is the day I will weep for the world.
Joshua and Tanyalee
Oh you poor bastards. You Googled these names because you want to find a love like theirs. Sorry I killed the moment for you.
Bra Fitting for men
Umm, I have no words, except maybe, may I suggest surgery?
Should I get bangs overweight?
Honey, I am the ultimate ambassador for bangs, so my response will always be yes. But maybe send me a picture of yourself, just so I can be sure you’re making the right decision.
Don’t want a short man
Amen sister. A-to-the-men. It’s what I’ve been saying all along.
But hey, I don’t care what brings you here, as long as you get here, read, have a giggle and tell your friends to stop by (because I’m trying to get PAID!).
I welcome one and all. Keep coming, because Bangs and a Bun is just good for the soul.
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Tags: Ann Curry, bangs and a bun, bras, chavs, short fellas, squirrels
