21 Questions
1. Why does Wyclef Jean insist on singing?
2. When will the pre-crazy Lauryn Hill make a comeback?
3. What ever happened to Bailey from Party of Five?
4. Why was there never a second season of My So Called Life?
5. Why is it that the bitchy women always make it to the top?
6. How can she slap? (that one’s for Jaded)
7. Is anyone in America seriously considering voting for senior citizen, past the age of retirement, John McCain – especially after he got that Palin bitch on board?
8. Why do all strippers wear those clear heeled platform shoes?
9. Why is Facebook forcing me to use the new Facebook?
10. Why is some people’s definition of a good night out that they can’t remember it?
11. Why do people in the VIP section of clubs act like such wankers when there’s really nothing ‘Very Important’ about them?
12. Why is aging considered a bad thing?
13. Why couldn’t Michael Jackson have stayed the way he looked circa the Off The Wall album?
14. Why are Timbits so damn good?
15. Why are the words in Janet Jackson’s songs completely indecipherable?
16. Where did Eminem go?
17. Why have the Pussycat Dolls been styled to look like $2 transvestite hookers?
18. Why do Americans call American Football ‘football’ when really, feet don’t come into contact with the ball all that much?
19. Will that ‘I kissed a girl’ song ever go away?
20. Why do people wear running shoes with regular outfits?
21. Why hasn’t Chapstick sponsored LL Cool J, since he licks his lips so much?
