Jaded – I’m so glad someone on here can appreciate my Beat Street references.

Lola – I nominate you to create that device. But you’re right, white people are a good source of amusement on a night out.

Shirley – Uh oh…you’ve done it now – I hereby challenge you to a dance off!

i can move real good for a fat kid.

Legs akimbo, they’ll roll their hips, shimmy their boobs and feel themselves up like they’re trying to pay college tuition. you hit the nail on the head with this one! WHY, ladies.. WHY? It’s so not cute. And then they wonder why they can’t find Mr. Right…

On the rare occasions a white guy does actually attempt to dance with me at a club, I take a moment to pray to Jesus, Mary and Joseph to bless the dance floor with the power of the Holy Ghost. WORD.UP. I just know I’m taking my rep in my hand if I dance with one of these no-rhythm fools…

And when Usher talks about ‘bending over to the front and touching your toes’, well, I think I speak for everyone when I say, for the love of Christ, please don’t. Thanks for stressing this. Really, I can’t thank you enough!

And remember, the dance floor was only ever a battle ground in Beat Street. “everybody say Ramon!” now I have to go home and watch Beat Street again…lol

did I mention that I loved loved loved this post?

oh but then again, going out wouldn’t b half as entertaining.

top stuff girl. spot on.